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Good news for anyone concerned about World War III: It seems like the next great war will not occur on Earth but in space, caused by (who else?) Grimes and Elon Musk. While Musk and NASA are busy spending $ 178 million to reach one of Jupiter’s moons, Europa, Grimes apparently has his own plans for settling in space. Through an email to “Page six, ”Grimes appeared to confirm the couple’s breakup, informing the world that she will“ colonize Europe separately from Elon for the lesbian space commune ”. It is this … conscious decoupling?
Last week, Musk informed “Page Six” that he and Grimes are “Semi-separated” and continue to increase their son, X Æ A-Xii, who, now that I think about it, would probably feel less intimidated in Europe. Meanwhile, Grimes was busy posting an Instagram story in front of the more chaotic window treatment I’ve seen him in my life, which practically confirms his intention to leave Earth. Someone who has tied crooked blinds to hangers, with the whole contraption hanging from a curtain rod, is certainly not far from this galaxy.
According to Musk, the deepest schism of this surreal couple had its origin in the fact that they could not be in the same place here on Earth (his work keeps him mainly in Texas or abroad, while his work is in Los Angels), which could mean there’s still hope for them, if they both manage to end up on the same moon. Unfortunately, the couples’ therapy options in space are limited, so war is probably the most likely outcome. At least Grimes is starting to stockpile your weapons.