They “Waka Waka’d” with her bag.
From Shakira Spanish The holidays turned disastrous after the Colombian-Lebanese pop star was stalked by two boars, who allegedly got away with her purse. Hips do not lie” singer recounted the ordeal of the rape in a series of viral Instagram stories on Wednesday.
“They have destroyed everything,” infuriated the 44-year-old Grammy winner of Los pordos hurtantes, who attacked her while she was in an anonymous park in Barcelona with her 8-year-old son Milan Pique Mebarak, the Daily Mail reported. Shakira, whose full name is Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll, did not reveal when the incident occurred.
The clip, which does not show the singer’s face, shows a dusty purse that the composer claims was stolen by the robber pigs.
“Look how two wild boars that attacked me in the park have left my bag,” lamented the singer of “She Wolf”. 70.7 million Gram followers. “They took my bag to the forest with my mobile phone.”
However, it appears that the singer did not hand over her belongings to the bacon-y bling ring without a fight. “Milan tell the truth,” Shakira told her son, who is shown walking to the bathroom. “Tell me how your mom faced the boar.”
Fortunately, neither the singer nor her son appear to have been injured by the pig bag snatchers. You should thank your lucky stars – male warthogs, weighing an average of 180 pounds, have been known to be extremely aggressive and can inflict serious injuries with their sharp fangs.
Unfortunately, free-range pigs have increasingly become a scourge across Europe. In 2016, Spanish police reportedly received 1,187 phone calls about wild pores attacking dogs, looting cat food and even causing traffic accidents.
Meanwhile, Rome is being invaded by hordes of garbage-eating pigs, who roam the nearby parks in search of food.
This story first appeared in the New York Post